The Good, The Bad & The Nonexistent
I have finally got to the point where I can showcase my gardening acumen re the James Wong trilogy of seeds I grew this year so hold onto your hats and strap your incontinence pads on!
In order of most disappointing and given marks out of 10 I shall start with...
Wild WhiteStrawberries.
Practically impossible to bring on, I nursed micro seedlings into incredibly tiny 'rosettes' all of which withered away to nothing once I transplanted them into separate cells.
Time wasted on nursing the ungrateful sods: 10/10
Electric Daisies
Possibly the most evil plant known to mankind. Took blood, sweat and tears to produce seedlings fit to transplant to the allotment and once they'd grown I wish they hadn't.
Number one, they is u-u-ugly - straggly leaves with yellow nubbin like flowers.
Number two, the edible flower heads do not, I stress DO NOT taste like 'popping candy' as described on the website.
Number three, when you do eventually get the plant to the stage where you can sample it's delights, I can only describe the experience as a betrayal of trust. In short, they make your lips mouth and tongue tingle so badly it's like the onset of anaphylactic shock coupled with the production of enough saliva to float the ark.
Unexpectedly Upsetting 8/10
Cucamelons
OK, so they look amaze balls but taste just like boring old cucumbers and I'm waiting for enough to mature to grace a salad but we're getting there. Yes they were just as difficult to bring on as a previous post will testify but they certainly get a wiggle on when they put their mind to it! Currently scrambling all over the handrail by the front door I have high hopes for these little puppies.
Novelty Value 9/10